Euneria is the place where fantasies live. A world of goblins, giants and dragons. A place where humans rub shoulders with elves and dwarves.
Friday, October 26, 2012
And last but not least, FREE!
Euneria - The Tales of Kizzy and Dunder, Bertrand, Mando and Arturo and Alfyrin is free for Halloween! Watch out for the werewolf and vampire. And pirates. Scary.
Friday, October 19, 2012
Free the nuts!
Yes, it is that time again. Another freebie. Euneria - The Tales of Globknot, Baern Mountainfist, Nuloun and Cael is free!
Flee, little squirrels, and also, people who like nuts! Get your free copy today!
Flee, little squirrels, and also, people who like nuts! Get your free copy today!
Friday, October 12, 2012
Halloween Freebie!
Once again Euneria - The Tales of Gibbers, Pips and Miu is free on Amazon.com! Why? Because I can. Plus, everyone loves a kobold who eats pixies. It is terrifying and scary, and there are too many pixies in the world. They should use pixie birth control glitter dust or something.
Go get the book, people! Hurry, before they don't run out of digital copies! Get one for a friend! Get one just to say you saved a tree!
Just get one! I must beat that dead woman Louisa at selling free books!
Go get the book, people! Hurry, before they don't run out of digital copies! Get one for a friend! Get one just to say you saved a tree!
Just get one! I must beat that dead woman Louisa at selling free books!
Saturday, September 22, 2012
Friday, September 14, 2012
Euneria hits #14 and #15 on Amazon.com's Best Seller List!
Children's Fairy Tales and Mythologies!
Not yet made it to #1 and it has slipped again, but thanks to everyone who purchased Euneria - The Tales of Gibbers, Pips and Miu and Euneria - The Tales of GlobKnot, Baern Mountainfist, Nuloun and Cael. Your support is greatly appreciated!
Not yet made it to #1 and it has slipped again, but thanks to everyone who purchased Euneria - The Tales of Gibbers, Pips and Miu and Euneria - The Tales of GlobKnot, Baern Mountainfist, Nuloun and Cael. Your support is greatly appreciated!
Monday, September 10, 2012
Euneria - The Complete Tales in Paperback!
Coming soon on Amazon.com complete with the bonus chapter "Bob," a Euneria zombie tale. Look for it September 10!
Friday, July 27, 2012
More Free Stuff!
Five days free on Amazon beginning today. Euneria Volume III.
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Euneria - The Tales of Kizzy and Dunder, Bertrand, Mando and Arturo, and Alfyrin
Kizzy and Dunder Tenpickle are two wizard gnomes, Tutors to the Stars or just the Ambassador actually. Dunder is forever proving his ineptness at spellcasting, but thankfully, his wife Kizzy is there to get him out of trouble.
Gage Bertrand, hero, warrior, a man you can depend on to save the day.
Mando and Arturo are buddies, but not in the ordinary sense. Mando is a werewolf and Arturo is a vampire. Will they fall in love with the girl? Or just eat her ....
Alfyrin, young impetuous sea elf, swims the Eunerian ocean looking for adventure.
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Euneria - The Tales of Kizzy and Dunder, Bertrand, Mando and Arturo, and Alfyrin
Kizzy and Dunder Tenpickle are two wizard gnomes, Tutors to the Stars or just the Ambassador actually. Dunder is forever proving his ineptness at spellcasting, but thankfully, his wife Kizzy is there to get him out of trouble.
Gage Bertrand, hero, warrior, a man you can depend on to save the day.
Mando and Arturo are buddies, but not in the ordinary sense. Mando is a werewolf and Arturo is a vampire. Will they fall in love with the girl? Or just eat her ....
Alfyrin, young impetuous sea elf, swims the Eunerian ocean looking for adventure.
Friday, July 20, 2012
Five Days Free!
Five days free on Amazon beginning today. Euneria Volume II.
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Euneria - The Tales of GlobKnot, Baern Mountainfist, Nuloun, and Cael
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Euneria - The Tales of GlobKnot, Baern Mountainfist, Nuloun, and Cael
Wednesday, July 18, 2012
Bonus Zombie Chapter!
Yes, there is a zombie running around Euneria, and he can only be found in Euneria - The Complete Tales.
But don't shoot him in the head. He's Bob, mild-mannered animated dead. He loves to shuffle, he loves to obey commands and he loves to guard ancient evil spellbooks. You'll dig him (up), and after that, the two of you can go fishing. Bob'll bring the worms.
Go now. Get Bob. Remember to return him to his grave when you are finished.
And check for missing body parts in your coat pocket. Bob likes to leave surprises.
Also, if he says "Pull my finger", don't. He's just gonna fart and his finger might fall off.
But don't shoot him in the head. He's Bob, mild-mannered animated dead. He loves to shuffle, he loves to obey commands and he loves to guard ancient evil spellbooks. You'll dig him (up), and after that, the two of you can go fishing. Bob'll bring the worms.
Go now. Get Bob. Remember to return him to his grave when you are finished.
And check for missing body parts in your coat pocket. Bob likes to leave surprises.
Also, if he says "Pull my finger", don't. He's just gonna fart and his finger might fall off.
Wednesday, May 23, 2012
New book!
Towers of Dust is the working title for my new novel. It's an apocolyptic story about family, coping and rebuilding. My son says it's apocalyptic chick lit. I think it's an apocolypse story with heart. A slow moving read that takes you by the hand and says "Follow me. Everything will be all right. Maybe."
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Friday, May 18, 2012
Euneria - Third Volume - FREE!
The third volume of Euneria - The Tales of Kizzy and Dunder, Bertrand, Mando and Arturo, and Alfyrin is FREE! Right now. Go and get it, people! Hurry before you miss out on wizardry, sea elves, werewolves and vampires and the fearless Bertrand as he takes on a Minotaur and gets clobbered.
Kizzy and Dunder - a husband/wife tag team of wizard gnomes.
Bertrand - famous human fighter. No, no, he doesn't fight humans. He is human and a fighter.
Mando and Arturo - Best friends ever since they tried to eat each other. Mando a werewolf and Arturo a vampire.
Alfyrin - a sea elf with a stubborn streak.
Then, when you are finished, pick up a copy of Eneria - The Complete Tales for only 99 cents, and see all the fun you have missed.
Kizzy and Dunder - a husband/wife tag team of wizard gnomes.
Bertrand - famous human fighter. No, no, he doesn't fight humans. He is human and a fighter.
Mando and Arturo - Best friends ever since they tried to eat each other. Mando a werewolf and Arturo a vampire.
Alfyrin - a sea elf with a stubborn streak.
Then, when you are finished, pick up a copy of Eneria - The Complete Tales for only 99 cents, and see all the fun you have missed.
Wednesday, April 11, 2012
Final Frontier
The final volume of Euneria is available at Amazon.com. I love the characters I have created, but it is time to set them aside. It's a sad, sad day, but take heart. Perhaps someday we can all return to visit Euneria and have some more adventures.
I hope you enjoyed my little stories.
I hope you enjoyed my little stories.
Sunday, April 1, 2012
Euneria the second coming!
Euneria - The Tales of Gibbers, Pips and Miu is now available in paperback on Amazon.com.
Also, the second volume of Euneria - The Tales of GlobKnot, Baern Mountainfist, Nuloun and Cael is available in digital format on Amazon.com.
Oh, we are finally going to be in your book, Charles.
Ssssh, Knot. Let Charles finish.
Look, our name is first, Glob.
Shut up, Knot, or I will get the club.
COMING SOON ... Euneria - The Tales of Kizzy and Dunder, Bertrand, Mando and Arturo, and Alfyrin.
Thanks, Charles. Oh, Alfryin is a pretty mermaid. Hubba, hubba.
Knot, she is not a mermaid. She is a sea elf.
Oh.
Did you notice that Charles is not very funny, Knot?
Yeah, not funny like us. I think he needs a tickle. Coochy, coochy, Charles.
You made him drop his nuts, Knot.
Glob! I think that Baern Mountain guy and Nuloun and Cael fellows are the ones that made us burn our bunnies.
It's ok, Knot. We peed on them first.
Oh, yeah.
Say goodbye, Knot.
Goodbye, Knot. Wait, I am Knot.
Also, the second volume of Euneria - The Tales of GlobKnot, Baern Mountainfist, Nuloun and Cael is available in digital format on Amazon.com.
Oh, we are finally going to be in your book, Charles.
Ssssh, Knot. Let Charles finish.
Look, our name is first, Glob.
Shut up, Knot, or I will get the club.
COMING SOON ... Euneria - The Tales of Kizzy and Dunder, Bertrand, Mando and Arturo, and Alfyrin.
Thanks, Charles. Oh, Alfryin is a pretty mermaid. Hubba, hubba.
Knot, she is not a mermaid. She is a sea elf.
Oh.
Did you notice that Charles is not very funny, Knot?
Yeah, not funny like us. I think he needs a tickle. Coochy, coochy, Charles.
You made him drop his nuts, Knot.
Glob! I think that Baern Mountain guy and Nuloun and Cael fellows are the ones that made us burn our bunnies.
It's ok, Knot. We peed on them first.
Oh, yeah.
Say goodbye, Knot.
Goodbye, Knot. Wait, I am Knot.
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