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Saturday, September 22, 2012
Friday, September 14, 2012
Euneria hits #14 and #15 on Amazon.com's Best Seller List!
Children's Fairy Tales and Mythologies!
Not yet made it to #1 and it has slipped again, but thanks to everyone who purchased Euneria - The Tales of Gibbers, Pips and Miu and Euneria - The Tales of GlobKnot, Baern Mountainfist, Nuloun and Cael. Your support is greatly appreciated!
Not yet made it to #1 and it has slipped again, but thanks to everyone who purchased Euneria - The Tales of Gibbers, Pips and Miu and Euneria - The Tales of GlobKnot, Baern Mountainfist, Nuloun and Cael. Your support is greatly appreciated!
Monday, September 10, 2012
Euneria - The Complete Tales in Paperback!
Coming soon on Amazon.com complete with the bonus chapter "Bob," a Euneria zombie tale. Look for it September 10!
Friday, July 27, 2012
More Free Stuff!
Five days free on Amazon beginning today. Euneria Volume III.
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Euneria - The Tales of Kizzy and Dunder, Bertrand, Mando and Arturo, and Alfyrin
Kizzy and Dunder Tenpickle are two wizard gnomes, Tutors to the Stars or just the Ambassador actually. Dunder is forever proving his ineptness at spellcasting, but thankfully, his wife Kizzy is there to get him out of trouble.
Gage Bertrand, hero, warrior, a man you can depend on to save the day.
Mando and Arturo are buddies, but not in the ordinary sense. Mando is a werewolf and Arturo is a vampire. Will they fall in love with the girl? Or just eat her ....
Alfyrin, young impetuous sea elf, swims the Eunerian ocean looking for adventure.
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Euneria - The Tales of Kizzy and Dunder, Bertrand, Mando and Arturo, and Alfyrin
Kizzy and Dunder Tenpickle are two wizard gnomes, Tutors to the Stars or just the Ambassador actually. Dunder is forever proving his ineptness at spellcasting, but thankfully, his wife Kizzy is there to get him out of trouble.
Gage Bertrand, hero, warrior, a man you can depend on to save the day.
Mando and Arturo are buddies, but not in the ordinary sense. Mando is a werewolf and Arturo is a vampire. Will they fall in love with the girl? Or just eat her ....
Alfyrin, young impetuous sea elf, swims the Eunerian ocean looking for adventure.
Friday, July 20, 2012
Five Days Free!
Five days free on Amazon beginning today. Euneria Volume II.
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Euneria - The Tales of GlobKnot, Baern Mountainfist, Nuloun, and Cael
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Euneria - The Tales of GlobKnot, Baern Mountainfist, Nuloun, and Cael
Wednesday, July 18, 2012
Bonus Zombie Chapter!
Yes, there is a zombie running around Euneria, and he can only be found in Euneria - The Complete Tales.
But don't shoot him in the head. He's Bob, mild-mannered animated dead. He loves to shuffle, he loves to obey commands and he loves to guard ancient evil spellbooks. You'll dig him (up), and after that, the two of you can go fishing. Bob'll bring the worms.
Go now. Get Bob. Remember to return him to his grave when you are finished.
And check for missing body parts in your coat pocket. Bob likes to leave surprises.
Also, if he says "Pull my finger", don't. He's just gonna fart and his finger might fall off.
But don't shoot him in the head. He's Bob, mild-mannered animated dead. He loves to shuffle, he loves to obey commands and he loves to guard ancient evil spellbooks. You'll dig him (up), and after that, the two of you can go fishing. Bob'll bring the worms.
Go now. Get Bob. Remember to return him to his grave when you are finished.
And check for missing body parts in your coat pocket. Bob likes to leave surprises.
Also, if he says "Pull my finger", don't. He's just gonna fart and his finger might fall off.
Wednesday, May 23, 2012
New book!
Towers of Dust is the working title for my new novel. It's an apocolyptic story about family, coping and rebuilding. My son says it's apocalyptic chick lit. I think it's an apocolypse story with heart. A slow moving read that takes you by the hand and says "Follow me. Everything will be all right. Maybe."
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Friday, May 18, 2012
Euneria - Third Volume - FREE!
The third volume of Euneria - The Tales of Kizzy and Dunder, Bertrand, Mando and Arturo, and Alfyrin is FREE! Right now. Go and get it, people! Hurry before you miss out on wizardry, sea elves, werewolves and vampires and the fearless Bertrand as he takes on a Minotaur and gets clobbered.
Kizzy and Dunder - a husband/wife tag team of wizard gnomes.
Bertrand - famous human fighter. No, no, he doesn't fight humans. He is human and a fighter.
Mando and Arturo - Best friends ever since they tried to eat each other. Mando a werewolf and Arturo a vampire.
Alfyrin - a sea elf with a stubborn streak.
Then, when you are finished, pick up a copy of Eneria - The Complete Tales for only 99 cents, and see all the fun you have missed.
Kizzy and Dunder - a husband/wife tag team of wizard gnomes.
Bertrand - famous human fighter. No, no, he doesn't fight humans. He is human and a fighter.
Mando and Arturo - Best friends ever since they tried to eat each other. Mando a werewolf and Arturo a vampire.
Alfyrin - a sea elf with a stubborn streak.
Then, when you are finished, pick up a copy of Eneria - The Complete Tales for only 99 cents, and see all the fun you have missed.
Wednesday, April 11, 2012
Final Frontier
The final volume of Euneria is available at Amazon.com. I love the characters I have created, but it is time to set them aside. It's a sad, sad day, but take heart. Perhaps someday we can all return to visit Euneria and have some more adventures.
I hope you enjoyed my little stories.
I hope you enjoyed my little stories.
Sunday, April 1, 2012
Euneria the second coming!
Euneria - The Tales of Gibbers, Pips and Miu is now available in paperback on Amazon.com.
Also, the second volume of Euneria - The Tales of GlobKnot, Baern Mountainfist, Nuloun and Cael is available in digital format on Amazon.com.
Oh, we are finally going to be in your book, Charles.
Ssssh, Knot. Let Charles finish.
Look, our name is first, Glob.
Shut up, Knot, or I will get the club.
COMING SOON ... Euneria - The Tales of Kizzy and Dunder, Bertrand, Mando and Arturo, and Alfyrin.
Thanks, Charles. Oh, Alfryin is a pretty mermaid. Hubba, hubba.
Knot, she is not a mermaid. She is a sea elf.
Oh.
Did you notice that Charles is not very funny, Knot?
Yeah, not funny like us. I think he needs a tickle. Coochy, coochy, Charles.
You made him drop his nuts, Knot.
Glob! I think that Baern Mountain guy and Nuloun and Cael fellows are the ones that made us burn our bunnies.
It's ok, Knot. We peed on them first.
Oh, yeah.
Say goodbye, Knot.
Goodbye, Knot. Wait, I am Knot.
Also, the second volume of Euneria - The Tales of GlobKnot, Baern Mountainfist, Nuloun and Cael is available in digital format on Amazon.com.
Oh, we are finally going to be in your book, Charles.
Ssssh, Knot. Let Charles finish.
Look, our name is first, Glob.
Shut up, Knot, or I will get the club.
COMING SOON ... Euneria - The Tales of Kizzy and Dunder, Bertrand, Mando and Arturo, and Alfyrin.
Thanks, Charles. Oh, Alfryin is a pretty mermaid. Hubba, hubba.
Knot, she is not a mermaid. She is a sea elf.
Oh.
Did you notice that Charles is not very funny, Knot?
Yeah, not funny like us. I think he needs a tickle. Coochy, coochy, Charles.
You made him drop his nuts, Knot.
Glob! I think that Baern Mountain guy and Nuloun and Cael fellows are the ones that made us burn our bunnies.
It's ok, Knot. We peed on them first.
Oh, yeah.
Say goodbye, Knot.
Goodbye, Knot. Wait, I am Knot.
Thursday, December 29, 2011
Free! For one day only!
What is free, Glob?
I do not know, Knot. Charles said to shout Free! For one day only! So, I did.
Free nuts? Maybe it is free nuts to attract the squirrels away from ours.
Knot, the squirrels do not want our nuts.
Maybe he has set ALL the squirrels free! Hide, Glob! They are coming! I can hear the pitter patter of little squirrel feets heading this way!
That is not squirrels, Knot. That is our heartbeat. You have got us all scared and anxious. Calm down. Charles says to say that "Euneria - The Tales of Gibbers, Pips and Miu" is free for one day only at Amazon.com. Click on that link.
What does click mean, Glob?
I do not know. Hey, why are we not in this book? Charles has left us out!
Maybe the squirrels ate us. Glob! The squirrels ate us!
I thought they only wanted our nuts, Knot.
Yes, well ... they are vicious critters. They will eat anything attached to nuts. I have been eaten!
You are not eaten, Knot.
Are you sure?
Yes, I am sure. The squirrels did not eat you, Knot ... or our nuts.
Ok. GO GET THE BOOK, PEOPLE! Hurry. Before the squirrels eat it.
I do not know, Knot. Charles said to shout Free! For one day only! So, I did.
Free nuts? Maybe it is free nuts to attract the squirrels away from ours.
Knot, the squirrels do not want our nuts.
Maybe he has set ALL the squirrels free! Hide, Glob! They are coming! I can hear the pitter patter of little squirrel feets heading this way!
That is not squirrels, Knot. That is our heartbeat. You have got us all scared and anxious. Calm down. Charles says to say that "Euneria - The Tales of Gibbers, Pips and Miu" is free for one day only at Amazon.com. Click on that link.
What does click mean, Glob?
I do not know. Hey, why are we not in this book? Charles has left us out!
Maybe the squirrels ate us. Glob! The squirrels ate us!
I thought they only wanted our nuts, Knot.
Yes, well ... they are vicious critters. They will eat anything attached to nuts. I have been eaten!
You are not eaten, Knot.
Are you sure?
Yes, I am sure. The squirrels did not eat you, Knot ... or our nuts.
Ok. GO GET THE BOOK, PEOPLE! Hurry. Before the squirrels eat it.
Wednesday, July 20, 2011
Between a Rock and an Ettin
Hello, my name is Glob.
And I am Knot.
Not what?
Nothing. I was just telling them who I am.
Oh, you are Knot.
I am not what?
Shut up and sit down, Knot.
Ok.
Knot, I do not want to sit.
Glob, if I sit, you have to sit with me else we will split in half.
Yeah, that would hurt.
Like when I lighted your hair on fire?
Do not talk about that or I will get angry.
Charles says to hurry up and tell them about the new chapter that is written about us.
Ok. If you do not know, Knot and I are an ettin and our name is GlobKnot. Charles has written about us in his book, Euneria.
Yeah, and now there is a new chapter about us.
But mostly it is about the dwarf and two elves. I hope we get to eat them.
That dwarf is stinky.
Like you.
No, like you.
No, you.
No.
Yes. Charles says to say goodbye. Say goodbye, stinky.
I am not stinky. You are. Goodbye, people who are reading this.
I am not the stinky one. Goodbye, people.
Yes, you stink.
Do not.
And I am Knot.
Not what?
Nothing. I was just telling them who I am.
Oh, you are Knot.
I am not what?
Shut up and sit down, Knot.
Ok.
Knot, I do not want to sit.
Glob, if I sit, you have to sit with me else we will split in half.
Yeah, that would hurt.
Like when I lighted your hair on fire?
Do not talk about that or I will get angry.
Charles says to hurry up and tell them about the new chapter that is written about us.
Ok. If you do not know, Knot and I are an ettin and our name is GlobKnot. Charles has written about us in his book, Euneria.
Yeah, and now there is a new chapter about us.
But mostly it is about the dwarf and two elves. I hope we get to eat them.
That dwarf is stinky.
Like you.
No, like you.
No, you.
No.
Yes. Charles says to say goodbye. Say goodbye, stinky.
I am not stinky. You are. Goodbye, people who are reading this.
I am not the stinky one. Goodbye, people.
Yes, you stink.
Do not.
Thursday, July 14, 2011
New Chapter - The Ambassador
Hello, my name is Pips, and I am a goblin. Waving!
I am here to tell you all about Euneria, because if Charlie stops to tell you, he won't have time to write about us. And if he can't write about me, I can't eats. I love to eats.
Everything is tasties to me. Eggs is tasties. Numbleweed is tasties. Oh, what is numbleweed, you ask? If you didn't ask, you should, else you will not know what is numbleweed and go around scratching heads until you figure it out. You might scratch someone's head who doesn't want it scratched, thereby losing a hand.
Wait. I was talking about numbelweed, wasn't I? Sometimes, I forget what I am doing. Back to numbleweed.
Did you ever taste weeds? Well, numbleweed does not taste like weeds, so do not worry. It is very tasties and makes you feel good in your socks, if you wear socks. I don't wear socks, but it makes me feel good all the way to where I would wear socks if I wore them. It's like something humans eat called cocoa beans. I have had cocoa beans, but numbleweed is better. Hard to find, though. It grows everywhere, but not much, and so it is hard to get.
So, now you know about that. What else?
Charlie says leave some for later. Some what, Charlie? Oh. He says leave you hanging for more. He does not make any sense to me.
I will say goodbye before Charlie gets mad. He's just like Gibbers when he gets mad, but does not bark like Gibbers. Gibbers spittles at you, though. Charlie does not.
Charlie says shut up now. Not you. Me.
Goodbye. :-)
I am here to tell you all about Euneria, because if Charlie stops to tell you, he won't have time to write about us. And if he can't write about me, I can't eats. I love to eats.
Everything is tasties to me. Eggs is tasties. Numbleweed is tasties. Oh, what is numbleweed, you ask? If you didn't ask, you should, else you will not know what is numbleweed and go around scratching heads until you figure it out. You might scratch someone's head who doesn't want it scratched, thereby losing a hand.
Wait. I was talking about numbelweed, wasn't I? Sometimes, I forget what I am doing. Back to numbleweed.
Did you ever taste weeds? Well, numbleweed does not taste like weeds, so do not worry. It is very tasties and makes you feel good in your socks, if you wear socks. I don't wear socks, but it makes me feel good all the way to where I would wear socks if I wore them. It's like something humans eat called cocoa beans. I have had cocoa beans, but numbleweed is better. Hard to find, though. It grows everywhere, but not much, and so it is hard to get.
So, now you know about that. What else?
Charlie says leave some for later. Some what, Charlie? Oh. He says leave you hanging for more. He does not make any sense to me.
I will say goodbye before Charlie gets mad. He's just like Gibbers when he gets mad, but does not bark like Gibbers. Gibbers spittles at you, though. Charlie does not.
Charlie says shut up now. Not you. Me.
Goodbye. :-)
Monday, July 11, 2011
New Chapter!
Hello to all stupid humans. I am Gibbers. I am kobold. That big slow human, Chuckie, wrote about me in the book he calls Euneria. Why do humans name things that do not move? That is like naming a tree Herman. Never mind.
He said to tell the rest of you big slow humans, "I have uploaded a new chapter."
What is "chapter?" I do not know. "Upload" is eat, I think. He has just eaten something and wants to tell everyone about it. Stupid human. Why does anyone want to know when he has eaten? Do they also want to know when he has "downloaded" what he ate? I do not want to know that.
So, goodbye, stupid humans. That is all. Unless anyone can tell me where to find a dragon?
Gibbers
He said to tell the rest of you big slow humans, "I have uploaded a new chapter."
What is "chapter?" I do not know. "Upload" is eat, I think. He has just eaten something and wants to tell everyone about it. Stupid human. Why does anyone want to know when he has eaten? Do they also want to know when he has "downloaded" what he ate? I do not want to know that.
So, goodbye, stupid humans. That is all. Unless anyone can tell me where to find a dragon?
Gibbers
Sunday, July 10, 2011
Welcome to Euneria!
Euneria is a collection of flash fantasy stories woven together with a singular theme and shared characters.
Meet Pips, the brave warrior goblin and his beloved guardian mount, Kerthaan.
Travel with Gibbers, a kobold on a mission to become the first member of his tribe to own a dragon.
Follow the story of GlobKnot, the Ettin, who wage war not only on everything around them, but with each other.
Become enchanted with Miu, the tiny dragon who loves shiny baubles and a little girl called Emeline.
Trace the steps of Baern Mountainfist, a dwarf tasked with leading the highborn high elf, Nuloun, and his half-elf companion, Cael, across the treacherous mountains.
Watch as their lives unfold before you and they share the world of Euneria, a world filled with laughter, beauty and danger.
Meet Pips, the brave warrior goblin and his beloved guardian mount, Kerthaan.
Travel with Gibbers, a kobold on a mission to become the first member of his tribe to own a dragon.
Follow the story of GlobKnot, the Ettin, who wage war not only on everything around them, but with each other.
Become enchanted with Miu, the tiny dragon who loves shiny baubles and a little girl called Emeline.
Trace the steps of Baern Mountainfist, a dwarf tasked with leading the highborn high elf, Nuloun, and his half-elf companion, Cael, across the treacherous mountains.
Watch as their lives unfold before you and they share the world of Euneria, a world filled with laughter, beauty and danger.
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