What is free, Glob?
I do not know, Knot. Charles said to shout Free! For one day only! So, I did.
Free nuts? Maybe it is free nuts to attract the squirrels away from ours.
Knot, the squirrels do not want our nuts.
Maybe he has set ALL the squirrels free! Hide, Glob! They are coming! I can hear the pitter patter of little squirrel feets heading this way!
That is not squirrels, Knot. That is our heartbeat. You have got us all scared and anxious. Calm down. Charles says to say that "Euneria - The Tales of Gibbers, Pips and Miu" is free for one day only at Amazon.com. Click on that link.
What does click mean, Glob?
I do not know. Hey, why are we not in this book? Charles has left us out!
Maybe the squirrels ate us. Glob! The squirrels ate us!
I thought they only wanted our nuts, Knot.
Yes, well ... they are vicious critters. They will eat anything attached to nuts. I have been eaten!
You are not eaten, Knot.
Are you sure?
Yes, I am sure. The squirrels did not eat you, Knot ... or our nuts.
Ok. GO GET THE BOOK, PEOPLE! Hurry. Before the squirrels eat it.
