Friday, July 27, 2012

More Free Stuff!

Five days free on Amazon beginning today. Euneria Volume III.

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Euneria - The Tales of Kizzy and Dunder, Bertrand, Mando and Arturo, and Alfyrin

Kizzy and Dunder Tenpickle are two wizard gnomes, Tutors to the Stars or just the Ambassador actually. Dunder is forever proving his ineptness at spellcasting, but thankfully, his wife Kizzy is there to get him out of trouble.

Gage Bertrand, hero, warrior, a man you can depend on to save the day.

Mando and Arturo are buddies, but not in the ordinary sense. Mando is a werewolf and Arturo is a vampire. Will they fall in love with the girl? Or just eat her ....

Alfyrin, young impetuous sea elf, swims the Eunerian ocean looking for adventure.

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Bonus Zombie Chapter!

Yes, there is a zombie running around Euneria, and he can only be found in Euneria - The Complete Tales.

But don't shoot him in the head. He's Bob, mild-mannered animated dead. He loves to shuffle, he loves to obey commands and he loves to guard ancient evil spellbooks. You'll dig him (up), and after that, the two of you can go fishing. Bob'll bring the worms.

Go now. Get Bob. Remember to return him to his grave when you are finished.

And check for missing body parts in your coat pocket. Bob likes to leave surprises.

Also, if he says "Pull my finger", don't. He's just gonna fart and his finger might fall off.