Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Bonus Zombie Chapter!

Yes, there is a zombie running around Euneria, and he can only be found in Euneria - The Complete Tales.

But don't shoot him in the head. He's Bob, mild-mannered animated dead. He loves to shuffle, he loves to obey commands and he loves to guard ancient evil spellbooks. You'll dig him (up), and after that, the two of you can go fishing. Bob'll bring the worms.

Go now. Get Bob. Remember to return him to his grave when you are finished.

And check for missing body parts in your coat pocket. Bob likes to leave surprises.

Also, if he says "Pull my finger", don't. He's just gonna fart and his finger might fall off.

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